If we can't do business, why, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it. [He begins to laugh again and mops sweat from his brow, exposing a patch of chalk-white flesh] Joker: NOW GET OUTTA HERE! Joker: [pushes the Mayor off the TV] You heard it folks. [Rotelli shakes hands with The Joker and starts to get electrocuted] Joker: Whoo! [the Joker drops Rotelli, charred to a crisp, into his seat] Joker: [fanning away the smoke with his hat] Antoine got a little "hot" under the collar. Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? Joker: At midnight, I will dump twenty million in cash on the crowd. The Mayor: We are not prepared to discuss any deals. The Joker: It can be truly said, that I have a bat in my belfry.
[the Joker starts to laugh hysterically, as Rotelli catches fire] Joker: [singing] Oh, there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight. I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out. Bruce Wayne: Let me tell you about this guy I know. [Points to his head] Bruce Wayne: He was the kind of guy who couldn't hear the train until it was 2 feet from him. [Smiles and nods his head] Bruce Wayne: You know what happened to this guy, Jack? [Walks towards the fireplace] Bruce Wayne: Couldn't keep it straight up here. Then he had his [grabs a poker and smashes a vase] Bruce Wayne: LIGHTS OUT! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try. [punches him again] The Joker: Tell me something, my friend. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
The Joker: Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. Joker: [shows up unexpectedly at Vicki's place] Miss me? You're not going anywhere I don't want you to. The Joker: Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. [the Batwing is flying at Joker] The Joker: Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! The Joker: Darling, I've got to get you to the church on time. [after revealling his latest "work", Alicia] The Joker: Well, I'm no Picasso, but do you like it?