) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
f Einstein was a relationship counsellor, he'd give up research, if he were to decipher girl-guy friendships. No matter how hard you try, you really can't decipher what they're about. You discuss sex in graphic detail but never end up indulging in it (well, mostly)!
You get drunk every other night, sometimes end up sharing the same bed also but it's all cool and 'untouched' the next morning. Why don't you call that hot friend of yours as well?
I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty. My friend thinks you're hot, and if it's any consolation so do I. Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?
I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?
These aren't just for boys, girls can use them too.
I for one would instantly propose to the girl who came up and asked me 'How many camels can I buy you for? If for some reason a chat up line hasn't worked, please comment below and we'll either fix it or give you a brand new one totally free - that's the bona fide Hexjam guarantee. You've practically seen each other inside out yet there's no tension. But those guys who have a girl best friend and those girls who have a guy best friend can vouch for all the crazy, fun, dramatic, disgusting and nonsense things that are discussed and exhibited day in and day out. So if you're one of those who are LUCKY enough to have a girl/guy best friend, here are some conversations that you've definitely been part of. A friend in need is a friend indeed Girl: Let's go out. Boy (long pause): If that means you'll take another thirty minutes to get ready, no. My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. [Attempt to rub it off] It won’t come off - it must be eternal... Excuse me, you’ve got something on your face [look closer] Oh, I think it’s beauty. Guys love to try to turn a conversation toward a sexual topic or make sexual innuendo.