Rules when dating a girl

You can get one of these rings for about 0 and trust me you'll get a fuck worth far more than that out of it. On one hand you don't want to use condoms, so get her on the pill ASAP.On the other hand if she runs the birth control she might blindside you with something annoying like a kid just to hook you. If she gets pregnant, take the new "morning-after" pill for guys.

One exception, which is admittedly a royal pain, but worth it -- put the toilet seat down after you take a wizz.She sees that and she'll think she's found god's gift to girls, and she'll give you better sex than a 0 hooker. For some reason girls don't like it when we stare at their tits when we talk to them.In addition, if you buy her a fancy schmancy dinner at some ritzy place, she won't be able to turn down your request for a 0 "loan" until you can "get to the cash machine." Good investment. Girls do this stare at the phone thing, makes them all anticipatory. Call her in a couple of days or if you get horny again.Also, after sex, just roll over and go to sleep, even if she hasn't had an orgasm yet.If you can't think up your own, buy one of those books with Fabio (the guy from the "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials) on the cover and be one of those guys.

(God, this guy can't tell butter from margarine and chicks swoon over him?(It alters your blood type.) Almost all girls have one.In 90% of cases it's the knight in shining armour, the handsome prince or the tall, dark and handsome mysterious stranger.However, if she doesn't at least give you a blowjob by date #2, #3 at the latest, there are better investments out there.On date #3, remind her of the "third date rule." This is the big corollary of rule #7. If you can fake that you've got it made." Hey, in the end they all want to be dominated.Though if you can find a good mechanic, let me know, OK?